You Are Not Perky You Are Obnoxious by jaygo Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Fresh Design, Premium Fabric – Printed Just for You
Some clothes you wear. This one wears confidence for you. DTG-printed on buttery-soft Gildan® blanks – the kind of quality you feel the second you put it on.
📸 The photo features a T-Shirt, but you’re not limited to that! This design is available on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Pick your style and we handle the rest.
Why This Stands Out
- 🎨 Studio-Grade Print – Eco-friendly DTG ink that bonds permanently. No cracking, no flaking, period.
- 🧵 Comfort-Level: 10/10 – Gildan® blanks with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Soft on skin, gentle on the planet.
- 👕 Designed for Real Life – Classic silhouette, taped shoulders, itch-free tear-away label. Wear it anywhere.
- 🇺🇸 From American Farms – US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.
Fabric Breakdown
- Cotton Tees & Long Sleeves: 100% US cotton at 5.3–6 oz – naturally soft and breathable.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly blend – cozy, durable, resists pilling.
- Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.
Your Perfect Match
Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:


- Browse colors and compare with the chart.
- Use the size guide for the best fit.
- Add to cart and you’re all set!
Shipping & Returns
- ✅ Crafted in: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 Standard US: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ Express US: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 International: 7–14 business days.
All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us – we’re happy to help!
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