I Hate Being Sexy, But I'm So Good At It by Good-Looking Corpse Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Premium DTG Printed Apparel – Made to Order
You know that one piece in your closet you reach for every single time? This is about to be it. Printed on premium Gildan® fabric with colors that stay bold wash after wash.
📸 The mockup shows a T-Shirt, but this design is available on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just pick your style, color, and size – we’ll produce it exactly the way you want.
What Makes It Hit Different
- 🎨 Zero Compromise – Vivid, detailed DTG print. Throw it in the wash – the design isn’t going anywhere.
- 🧵 Fabric That Delivers – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Soft, durable, certified low-impact dyes.
- 👕 Your New Daily Driver – Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.
- 🇺🇸 US Cotton, Real Quality – Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Feel good about what you wear.
What It’s Made Of
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% cotton (5.3–6 oz) – lightweight, breathable.
- Heavy Blend Fleece: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/polyester – cozy warmth with pill-resistant durability.
- Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.
Find Your Perfect Fit
Find your size and pick your color – it’s that easy:


- Pick your color from the chart above.
- Choose your size using the size guide.
- Add to cart – we’ll handle the rest!
Shipping & Returns
- ✅ Production: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.
Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.
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