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Premium Sloth Im Not Clumsy It Takes Real Skill To Strip Over Completely Nothing Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

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Wearable Art – Vivid DTG Print on Genuine Gildan®

Some clothes you wear. This one wears confidence for you. DTG-printed on buttery-soft Gildan® blanks – the kind of quality you feel the second you put it on.

📸 The mockup shows a T-Shirt, but this design is available on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just pick your style, color, and size – we’ll produce it exactly the way you want.

The Good Stuff

  • 🎨 Fade-Proof Color – Direct-to-garment printing means your design stays as bold as the day it arrived.
  • 🧵 Comfort-Level: 10/10 – Gildan® blanks with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Soft on skin, gentle on the planet.
  • 👕 Designed for Real Life – Classic silhouette, taped shoulders, itch-free tear-away label. Wear it anywhere.
  • 🇺🇸 US Cotton, Real Quality – Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Feel good about what you wear.

Materials & Specs

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% US cotton, 5.3–6 oz – soft, breathable, classic fit.
  • Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly blend – cozy, durable, resists pilling.
  • Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.

Size & Color Options

Choose your favorite color and find the perfect fit:

Color Chart

Size Chart

  1. Review the color & size charts.
  2. Select your preferred options.
  3. Place your order – easy as 1-2-3.

Delivery Info

  • Made in: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 US Shipping: 3–7 business days.
  • Rush Delivery: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 Worldwide: 1–2 weeks.

Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.

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